This is the state of
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food
or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the
ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed
while others are cold and starving.NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide
pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his
comfortable home with a table filled with food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast.....
-How can this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
-Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house.
-Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other grasshoppers demanding
that grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.
-Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government
for not upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper.
-The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the
grasshopper(many promising Heaven and
-Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for
-Opposition MP's stage a walkout.Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in
-CPM Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard
in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among ants and
-Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian
Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
-Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention of Terrorism
Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA]", with
effect from the beginning of the winter.
-Arjun Singh makes Special Reservation for Grass Hopper in educational
Insititutions & in Govt Services.
-The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, having nothing
left to pay his retroactive taxes,
his home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the
grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.
-Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice".
-Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.
-CPM calls it the 'revolutionary resurgence of the downtrodden'
-Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.
MANY YEARS LATER...
The ant has since migrated to the
company in silicon valley.
While 100s of grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
This is the state of